WE'VE MOVED!!!!

Hey Everyone! 

We have officially moved over to our new website http://www.cryptocurium.com/. We've got tons of new stuff on the way and we are very excited to share it with all of you! Don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook too! Thanks to everyone for their continued patronage. This all wouldn't have been possible without you!

Best,
Jason McKittrick

EDIBLE VAMPIRE HUNTER KITS

  

AVAILABLE NOW!!!

WE'RE MOVING!!!!

 

Hey all! Our new website cryptocurium.com is up and running! We'll be moving all business over to our new home and will no longer be updating this blog as of September 30th. We've got a lot of great stuff in store and we thank you so much for your continued patronage! Follow us on Facebook too! Cryptocurium Facebook Page

Best,

Jason McKittrick

VLAD "THE IMPALER" DRACULA LOLLIPOP

The name Dracula has inspired fear in the hearts of many over the centuries. With his many gruesome atrocities and his tragic and bloody end, the horrific life of Prince Vlad Dracula was truly unparalleled.

We present to you our latest creation: The Vlad "The Impaler" Dracula Lollipop. Based off of a contemporary portrait of Vlad, this blood red lollipop comes impaled on a wooden stake and has been flavored a delectable blood orange.


This blood curdling treat measures a staggering 8 1/2 inches long by 3 inches wide!

AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY

NEW ITEM THIS WEEKEND!!!

While our new website gets worked on we've been receiving many impatient emails wondering when to expect new items.

For all you impatient but loyal customers out there we've decided to release one of our launch items early! 

This weekend keep your eyes peeled for our last item to be available through the blog before we move over to our new home at cryptocurium.com. I promise that you've never seen anything like it before!

SNEAK PEEK TOMORROW!

LOLLIPOPS AND CRYSTAL SKULLS

Hey Folks,
                   Our final shipments of Lovecraftian Lollipops and Candy Crystal Skulls were shipped today (7/28). Thanks to everyone for the overwhelming amount of orders but most importantly thanks so much for your patience!

We'll be debuting a new item soon and then the HALLOWEEN CANDY ONSLAUGHT will begin! We've been working on a bunch of new designs and  will be offering a ton of items for the Halloween season. I think you'll like them!

Keep your eyes glued to this spot!

Best,
Jason McKittrick

THE JERSEY DEVIL LOLLIPOP

From the heart of the Pine Barrens comes a terrifying treat in the form of New Jersey's most enigmatic resident, The Jersey Devil. These devilishly red suckers have been flavored a deep cinnamon to haunt your palate and ignite your taste buds! Available for a VERY limited time in conjunction with our friends at Thrillist.com

*UPDATE*
This item will be available again shortly.

LAST CALL FOR CANDY CRYSTAL SKULLS!!!!

Friday (7/15) will be the last day for ordering Candy Crystal Skulls! Don't worry we have new items coming out shortly, including the debut of our GUMMY CANDIES!

Our Loathsome Lovecraftian Lollipops will only be available for a limited time as well. CLICK HERE TO ORDER

See the paypal buttons below for ordering.

Candy Crystal Skulls

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LOVECRAFT LOLLIPOPS AVAILABILITY ALMOST OVER!!!

Hey everyone! Thank you for your continued patronage. We've been getting a lot of positive feedback lately and we can't wait to offer you new and exciting treats!  The run of our first wave of Lovecraftian Lollipops is almost at an end! Get your order in soon because as with all of our products they are only offered for a limited time. And once they're gone, they're gone!

The set includes: Cthulhu, A Deep One, Nyarlathotep and the Elder Sign. Here's a link to the original post.

Below are the paypal buttons to order the set of 4 Loathsome Lovecraftian Lollipops or to order individual lollipops.

Cthulhu

Nyarlathotep

The Elder Sign

Deep One

 Set of 4 Loathsome Lovecraftian Lollipops

Individual Loathsome Lovecraftian Lollipops

Loathsome Lollipops

Cthulhu     Deep One     Nyarlathotep     Elder Sign

CANDY CRYSTAL SKULLS

With their history shrouded in mystery and the dubious claims of their discoverers doubted by modern science, Crystal Skulls are truly an enigma. Do they possess supernatural powers or are they simply clever modern day forgeries? What better legendary artifact to launch our Treasures & Mysteries Series of candies and chocolates! 

Each skull measures 3 1/2 inches long by 2 1/2 inches tall  (about the size of a baseball) and is made of solid hard candy. Each has also been mystery flavored with six different flavor possibilities.The skull pictured has been dyed an ethereal green however custom color requests are welcome as always.

As with the rest of the Treasure & Mysteries Series, the Candy Crystal Skulls are a very limited run and will not be produced again.

Candy Crystal Skulls are $10 each. International customers please inquire for shipping cost.

*AVAILABILITY HAS ENDED*

New Item Monday!

A new item will be available this Monday, June 26th! I'm very excited about this one as I have wanted to make it for a very long time. It's not Lovecraftian but still very much in the same vein. I hope you enjoy it!

LOATHSOME LOVECRAFTIAN LOLLIPOPS: WAVE 1

In the tradition of the Chocolate Cthulhu Idol and the Giant Cthulhu Chocolate Bar comes our first foray into the world of hard candies.We offer you......Loathsome Lovecraftian Lollipops! Included in this first wave are Cthulhu, a Deep One, Nyarlathotep and the Elder Sign.

CTHULHU

 

 

 Cthulhu comes dyed green and is cherry flavored. Measurements: 4 inches wide x 1/2 inch thick

DEEP ONE

 

The Deep One comes dyed green and is flavored cherry. Measurements: 3 1/2 inches wide x 1/2 inch thick

NYARLATHOTEP

 

 

Nyarlathotep comes dyed a very dark purple and is flavored raspberry. Measurements: 2 1/2 inches wide x 4 inches tall x 1/2 inch deep

THE ELDER SIGN

 

The Elder sign comes dyed a very dark purple and is flavored raspberry. Measurements: 2 1/2 inches wide x 1/2 inch deep

* Custom requests are welcome as always however please note that they will take a little longer to produce *

All Loathsome Lovecraftian Lollipops are $5 each. International customers please inquire for shipping rates.

Loathsome Lollipops

Cthulhu     Deep One     Nyarlathotep     Elder Sign

Loathsome Lollipops Set  of 4

Final Shipment 6/10/11

Hey folks! The last shipment of Giant Cthulhu Chocolate Bars went out today. If you haven't received yours yet it is in this shipment. As always, any problems feel free to contact me.

Sneak Peek Round 2

Congrats to the first winner, but that was an easy one! This one should prove a bit more difficult. First correct guess gets a free one when they ship. Oh, and one guess at a time please. Good luck!

 *We already have a winner! The answer was Nyarlathotep. I think a third round is in order!*

SNEAK PEEK!!!

Here's a sneak peek of the master sculpt of one of the new pieces from our first wave of hard candies debuting next week! Can you guess what this one is? First correct answer gets a free one when they come out!

CTHULHU'S CHOCOLATEY REIGN OF TERROR HAS ENDED..........FOR NOW!

The limited run of Giant Cthulhu Chocolate Bars has come to an end. This is the last chocolate design for the next few months as we gear up for the release of several hard candy and gummy candy designs. The first will be available very soon!

The Giant Cthulhu Chocolate Bar was a fun experience and thank you so much to everyone who ordered. The response was INCREDIBLE!

We're on Facebook now too! Follow us for info on upcoming events and contests!

* Don't be alarmed if you haven't received yours yet! I delayed yesterday's shipment for Tuesday so there wouldn't be a chance of chocolates sitting in a hot postal storage room over the long holiday weekend.*

LAST CALL!!!!!!

This Friday May 27th will be the last day for ordering the Giant Cthulhu Chocolate Bars! This will be the last chocolate piece for a while as we make way for our summer line of Lovecraftian hard candies and gummies! We have several designs in development but we'd like to hear from you! Got an idea? Let us hear it!

GIANT CTHULHU CHOCOLATE BAR

An eldritch treat worthy of the Great Old One himself. Measuring in at a Cyclopean foot wide this chocolate bar will inspire madness in all who dare to consume it! Available in milk chocolate, dark chocolate and green chocolate. Custom requests are also welcome. Please specify when ordering.

Chocolate Bar Dimensions: 12 in x 6.5 in 1.5 in

Giant Cthulhu Chocolate Bars are $15 each. Please follow the paypal link below for purchase. I will combine shipping on multiple orders. International customers please inquire for shipping rate.

*AVAILABILITY HAS ENDED*

FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!!

This Friday, May 13th a new piece of Lovecraftian chocolate will be bubbling to the surface. Here's a sneak peek. Be warned for the stars are right once again!

CHOCOLATE CTHULHU HAS RETURNED TO R'LYEH!

Thank you to everyone who ordered! The response was overwhelming and way bigger than I ever thought it would be! Although the chocolate Cthulhu Idol run is over don't worry! In about a month my company Cryptocurium: Custom Chocolates & Candies will be launching and you can an expect a plethora of Lovecraftian inspired treats as well as other unique and unusual designs. A sneak preview of the first item is coming next week, keep your eyes glued to this spot!

P.S.- If you haven't received your order yet don't be alarmed! The amount of orders were huge and are still being shipped out. Everyone should expect their package by the end of next week the latest. Your continued patience is much appreciated!

CHOCOLATE CTHULHU IDOL

From the depths of R'lyeh comes an idol of Cthulhu cast in solid green milk chocolate! I am doing a limited production run of these for a short time only. If you would like one (or a few) please follow the paypal link. Each idol is $10. I will combine shipping for multiple orders.

Idol measures 1 inch by 1 inch wide by 3 inches tall

Also available in regular milk chocolate and custom requests are welcome. Please specify when ordering.

*AVAILABILITY HAS ENDED*

Cthulhu Idol

Been focusing on my three dimensional and assemblage artwork lately. This piece was done for a commission and is of the H.P. Lovecraft tentacled god Cthulhu. Had lots of fun making it. For more views and a little anecdote detailing the "discovery" of the piece follow the link.
http://jasonmckittrick.deviantart.com/art/Cthulhu-Idol-194520434